Tuesday, September 24, 2019

If "Old Town Road" was written by Mom's

Yeah, I'm gonna take my ass to the Target store.
I'm gonna shop til I can't no more.
I'm gonna take my ass to the Target store.
I'm gonna shop til I can't no more.

I got no babies in the back.
I left em home with Dad
Leggings matte black.
Got the "Boy Mom" shirt to match.
Ridin in the Mini Van
You say you never can.
You can make your jokes all day.
Stow & Go's the only way.

No one here needin me for nothin.
Don't ask me for nothin.
No one here needin me for nothin.
Don't ask me for nothin.

Starbucks was the first matter.
Now it's weighin on my bladder.
Missin on my Babies,
But Mama needs a breaky.
My life ain't like no movie,
Feedin babies with my Boobies.
Spots on my top from baby boogie's,
Cheerios stuck to my booty.

No one here needin me for nothin.
Don't ask me for nothin.
No one here needin me for nothin.
Don't ask me for nothin.

Yeah, I'm gonna take my ass to the Target store.
I'm gonna shop til I can't no more.
I'm gonna take my ass to the Target store.
I'm gonna shop til I can't no more.

Saturday, Soccer Games
Wednesday, Football
Spendin so much money
On all these sports Y'all

Baby's gotta have their favorite snacks,
And make em crunchy.
Ridin down to Wal-Mart
In my Chrysler Town & Country.

Got so much stress,
Wanna take a nap,
But somebody's gotta clean up
All their crap.

Wish I could roll on back to That Target Store.
I'm gonna shop til I can't no more.

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